Week 32: Chasing Norma Snockers

Norma Snockers

Inter Milandrover's constant pursuit of Norma Snockers shows Smasher greedily closing in on the lovely Ms Bingham.  If you listen carefully you can hear him huffily breathe on his already-cupped hands to warm them in anticipation.

And while Smasher tries to be a top boy, It's A Snickers do nothing to quash the rumours that manager Ashley wants to be a Bottom Boy as he decides to change his team around the very week they score a healthily enormous score of 24 points.

Manager of the Week this week again... is Alun Edwards.  With some very Gylfull tactics he's pushed his team into a 36 point weekly haul. That's mahoosive.  Well, it is for most of you.

Inter Milandrover is chasing

And finally, we, here at Studmarks, have noticed that all top ten teams have tip-toed past the 300 point mark. And when one considers that last season's Champions won the League with 422 points, this season must be coming to an end soon.  Surely?

Rick Beecroft.  Eye. Ball. The. Off.




T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                  Manager            (GBPm)Wk Tot
 --------------------------------------------------------
 1 Norma Snockers FC      Sarah Bingham       54.7 19 386
 2 Inter Milandrover      Smasher             53.2 28 369
 3 Stay Poyet Stay!       Nick Reed           53.4 13 342
 4 ADFC                   Adriana Chittelboro 53.7 18 341
 5 Shamone Muddy FunkstersDave Clayton        53.8 15 330
 6 Radnorshire Tigers     Alun Edwards        53.7 36 322
 7 Sheep City             Martyn Field        54.5  8 318
 8 BM Mingmongs           Neil McConaghy      53.8 22 317
 9 Upmintster United      Minty Colquhoun     54.1 19 314
10 Livercoolio            Russell Bielby      54.1 12 305

11 Decimated Left Peg     Neil Jukes          53.8 12 304
12 Chi'Knees Czechers     Jirka Opatrny       55.0  6 299
13 Big Mally              Malcolm Pratt       54.7 27 298
13 All Hail The Chairman  Rob Ivison          55.0 23 298
15 Lashings of Cheese     Chris Walsh         54.9 16 287
16 Shivam's Sneakers      Shivam Mehta        54.9 10 282
17 Moreton United         Edgar Rayner        54.2 13 280
18 Johnny's Heroes        Sarah-Jane John     54.6 12 278
19 Double's United        Rachel Jones        54.8 22 277
20 Phillham               Filip Vejdovský     54.3 12 274
21 Moobchester United     Jon King            52.4 18 264
22 Poyekhali              Lester Clark        55.0  9 259
23 Woolyback Town AFC     Guy Harewood        54.9 15 256
24 Real McDrid            Craig McHugh        55.0 13 249
25 The WWMC               Steve Tierney       54.2 11 248
26 RS T-Boy               Rick Beecroft       55.0  1 245
27 Freddie's Dreamers     Francis Fox         55.0 11 237
28 Irishpool              Mike Smears         54.0 10 235
29 Pathetic Athletic      Mark Weavers        53.7  8 222
30 Real Mannsdid          Dan Manns           55.0 20 219
31 Moanchester            Alex Blundell       54.8 14 214
32 Vonder Bramen          Alan Betteridge     49.5 15 208
33 Pompey Puss            Lionel Larking      55.0  3 199
34 It's A Snickers        Ashley Keeler       54.9 24 196
35 Wardy's Wanderers      Gavin Ward          54.5 11 180




                          Week's Average Points        15
                          Total Average Points        275
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Week 31: OFFL Cup Second Round Results

ALL HAIL THE CHAIRMAN! ...[the team] has just rewarded its manager with a Manager of the Week Certificate. Indeed, Rob Ivison drove his men on to a 21 point haul with a climb of five places and will now be in receipt of a £25 Ferrari voucher.  Though that last bit is just a rumour.

Were he to have been in the OFFL Cup Second Round he would surely have gone through to the next round.  But before we get on to that we observe that Wardy's Wanderers are now just 3 points away from rising off the bottom of the table. We're certain that Ashley Keeler is currently running around trying to think of sensible infers to make.

Yes, he's probably doing that right now.

Now.

Now.

What about NOW...

OFFL Cup Second Round Results

     Upmintster United   6 v   9  Radnorshire Tigers

     Minty Colquhoun              Alun Edwards

     

    Chi'Knees Czechers   6 v   4  Livercoolio

    Jirka Opatrny                 Russell Bielby

    

    Decimated Left Peg   0 v  11  Stay Poyet Stay!

    Neil Jukes                    Nick Reed

    

             Big Mally   6 v   6  BM Mingmongs*

             Malcolm Pratt        Neil McConaghy

             

    Lashings of Cheese   9 v   8  Norma Snockers FC

    Chris Walsh                   Sarah Bingham

    

              Phillham  12 v   7  Poyekhali

              Filip Vejdovský     Lester Clark

              

    Freddie's Dreamers   6 v   9  Double's United

    Francis Fox                   Rachel Jones

    

Shamone Muddy Funksters  9 v   6  Woolyback Town AFC

Dave Clayton                      Guy Harewood

*Goes through on Points per Pound

So, Congratulations go to all the victors who now make it through to the Quarter Finals of the OFFL Cup. You are now a step closer to winning the OFFL Cup Winners prize. You lucky LUCKY PEOPLE!

First Prize: AllStars Football Book from 1975, intro by Colin Todd

Second Prize: a CD of popular Football anthems

Click 'ere to avva butchers at these little beauties 

http://goo.gl/ZiQr9

Norma Snockers Knocked Out. What a sarcastic shame.

T h e   T a b l e

                                            Value Points

   Team                  Manager            (GBPm)Wk Tot

 --------------------------------------------------------

 1 Norma Snockers FC      Sarah Bingham       54.7  8 367

 2 Inter Milandrover      Smasher             53.2 12 341

 3 Stay Poyet Stay!       Nick Reed           53.4 11 329

 4 ADFC                   Adriana Chittelboro 53.7  6 323

 5 Shamone Muddy FunkstersDave Clayton        54.9  9 315

 6 Sheep City             Martyn Field        54.5  6 310

 7 BM Mingmongs           Neil McConaghy      53.8  6 295

 7 Upmintster United      Minty Colquhoun     54.1  6 295

 9 Livercoolio            Russell Bielby      54.1  4 293

 9 Chi'Knees Czechers     Jirka Opatrny       55.0  6 293

11 Decimated Left Peg     Neil Jukes          53.8  0 292

12 Radnorshire Tigers     Alun Edwards        53.7  9 286

13 All Hail The Chairman  Rob Ivison          55.0 21 275

14 Shivam's Sneakers      Shivam Mehta        54.9 15 272

15 Big Mally              Malcolm Pratt       54.7  6 271

15 Lashings of Cheese     Chris Walsh         54.9  9 271

17 Moreton United         Edgar Rayner        54.2  8 267

18 Johnny's Heroes        Sarah-Jane John     54.6  6 266

19 Phillham               Filip Vejdovský     54.3 12 262

20 Double's United        Rachel Jones        54.8  9 255

21 Poyekhali              Lester Clark        55.0  7 250

22 Moobchester United     Jon King            52.4  5 246

23 RS T-Boy               Rick Beecroft       55.0 15 244

24 Woolyback Town AFC     Guy Harewood        54.9  6 241

25 The WWMC               Steve Tierney       54.2 18 237

26 Real McDrid            Craig McHugh        55.0  6 236

27 Freddie's Dreamers     Francis Fox         55.0  6 226

28 Irishpool              Mike Smears         54.0 12 225

29 Pathetic Athletic      Mark Weavers        53.7  9 214

30 Moanchester            Alex Blundell       54.8 14 200

31 Real Mannsdid          Dan Manns           55.0 15 199

32 Pompey Puss            Lionel Larking      55.0 11 196

33 Vonder Bramen          Alan Betteridge     49.5  6 193

34 It's A Snickers        Ashley Keeler       54.7  0 172

35 Wardy's Wanderers      Gavin Ward          54.5  3 169

                          Week's Average Points         8

                          Total Average Points        260

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Week 30: Do we have a Champions League Radar?

Nick Reed
[Say what you see]

Manager of the Week is Nick Reed, 24 points. Mr Reed's been sneaking his Stay Poyet Stay! under the radar into the Champions League places.  Has anyone else noticed?

And this week we're playing the Second Round of the OFFL Cup.  You remember the OFFL Cup don't you?



OFFL Cup Second Round


          Upmintster United  v Radnorshire Tigers
          Minty                Alun
          
         Chi'Knees Czechers  v Livercoolio
         George                Russell
         
         Decimated Left Peg  v Stay Poyet Stay!
         Neil                  Nick
         
                  Big Mally  v BM Mingmongs
                  Mal          Neil
                  
         Lashings of Cheese  v Norma Snockers FC
         Chris                 Sarah
         
                   Phillham  v Poyekhali
                   Filip       Lester
                   
         Freddie's Dreamers  v Double's United
         Francis               Rachel
         
    Shamone Muddy Funksters  v Woolyback Town AFC
    Dave                       Guy




T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                  Manager            (GBPm)Wk Tot
 --------------------------------------------------------
 1 Norma Snockers FC      Sarah Bingham       54.7 13 359
 2 Inter Milandrover      Smasher             53.2 19 329
 3 Stay Poyet Stay!       Nick Reed           53.0 24 318
 4 ADFC                   Adriana Chittelboro 53.7 13 317
 5 Shamone Muddy FunkstersDave Clayton        54.9 21 306
 6 Sheep City             Martyn Field        54.5  7 304
 7 Decimated Left Peg     Neil Jukes          53.8 10 292
 8 BM Mingmongs           Neil McConaghy      53.8  6 289
 8 Livercoolio            Russell Bielby      54.1 15 289
 8 Upmintster United      Minty Colquhoun     54.1  5 289

11 Chi'Knees Czechers     Jirka Opatrny       55.0  8 287
12 Radnorshire Tigers     Alun Edwards        53.7 14 277
13 Big Mally              Malcolm Pratt       54.7 14 265
14 Lashings of Cheese     Chris Walsh         54.9  8 262
15 Johnny's Heroes        Sarah-Jane John     54.6 15 260
16 Moreton United         Edgar Rayner        54.2  8 259
17 Shivam's Sneakers      Shivam Mehta        54.9 15 257
18 All Hail The Chairman  Rob Ivison          55.0  3 254
19 Phillham               Filip Vejdovský     54.3  8 250
20 Double's United        Rachel Jones        54.8  5 246
21 Poyekhali              Lester Clark        55.0  7 243
22 Moobchester United     Jon King            52.4  7 241
23 Woolyback Town AFC     Guy Harewood        54.9  5 235
24 Real McDrid            Craig McHugh        55.0  7 230
25 RS T-Boy               Rick Beecroft       55.0  9 229
26 Freddie's Dreamers     Francis Fox         55.0 12 220
27 The WWMC               Steve Tierney       54.2  5 219
28 Irishpool              Mike Smears         54.0  5 213
29 Pathetic Athletic      Mark Weavers        53.7 12 205
30 Vonder Bramen          Alan Betteridge     49.5  2 187
31 Moanchester            Alex Blundell       54.8 19 186
32 Pompey Puss            Lionel Larking      55.0 13 185
33 Real Mannsdid          Dan Manns           55.0  2 184
34 It's A Snickers        Ashley Keeler       54.7  7 172
35 Wardy's Wanderers      Gavin Ward          54.5  5 166




                          Week's Average Points         9
                          Total Average Points        252