Week 24: Shivam Shimmies in Shikshteenth Place

Shivam isn't used to this football malarkey

Sixteenth place Shivam Mehta has been suffering nothing but humiliation since we, here at Studmarks, so smugly accurately predicted his embarrassingly awful fall from the top of the table. Yet, this week sees him scoop a gasp-inbreathing runner-upping [with 19pts] in the grasp for the Manager of the Week certificate.  Which, this week goes to...

Manager of the Week is Smasher for choosing his team and transfers so carefully and cleverly that his Inter Milandrover, a team name he still thinks is funny after all these years, netted a marvellous 26 points shoving his up and down table presence into this week's fifth.

Don't forget, Dear All, it's the cup soon.  Week 26. Transfers anyone?


T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                  Manager            (GBPm)Wk Tot
 --------------------------------------------------------
 1 Norma Snockers FC      Sarah Bingham       54.7  6 281
 2 ADFC                   Adriana Chittelboro 53.7  9 258
 3 Inter Milandrover      Smasher             54.9 26 256
 4 Sheep City             Martyn Field        54.5  6 253
 5 Chi'Knees Czechers     Jirka Opatrny       55.0 -1 241
 6 BM Mingmongs           Neil McConaghy      53.8 11 236
 6 Shamone Muddy FunkstersDave Clayton        54.9 16 236
 8 Stay Poyet Stay!       Nick Reed           53.0 19 227
 8 Decimated Left Peg     Neil Jukes          55.0  9 227
10 Upmintster United      Minty Colquhoun     54.1  7 226
11 Livercoolio            Russell Bielby      54.1  5 220
11 Big Mally              Malcolm Pratt       54.7  7 220
13 All Hail The Chairman  Rob Ivison          53.6  6 215
14 Lashings of Cheese     Chris Walsh         54.9 11 214
15 Radnorshire Tigers     Alun Edwards        54.8  7 212
16 Moreton United         Edgar Rayner        54.2 14 210
16 Shivam's Sneakers      Shivam Mehta        54.9 19 210
18 Johnny's Heroes        Sarah-Jane John     54.6 17 208
19 Phillham               Filip Vejdovský     54.3 16 202
20 Moobchester United     Jon King            52.4  0 198
21 Poyekhali              Lester Clark        55.0  3 197
22 Double's United        Rachel Jones        54.8  3 194
23 RS T-Boy               Rick Beecroft       55.0  5 189
24 The WWMC               Steve Tierney       54.2  9 188
25 Real McDrid            Craig McHugh        55.0  7 186
26 Woolyback Town AFC     Guy Harewood        54.9  8 182
27 Irishpool              Mike Smears         54.1  8 172
28 Freddie's Dreamers     Francis Fox         55.0 15 170
29 Vonder Bramen          Alan Betteridge     49.5  1 160
30 Real Mannsdid          Dan Manns           55.0 13 157
31 Pathetic Athletic      Mark Weavers        53.7  2 155
32 Pompey Puss            Lionel Larking      55.0  7 138
33 It's A Snickers        Ashley Keeler       54.8  4 136
34 Wardy's Wanderers      Gavin Ward          54.5 10 129
34 Moanchester            Alex Blundell       54.8  3 129


                          Week's Average Points         8
                          Total Average Points        200
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Week 23: Phillam Fills Up.

The Vejdovský Sisters

And for the second consecutive week, a manager issues a transfer, and instantly becomes Manager of the Week. No, not Jon King this time but Filip Vejdovský. That's right, after me everyone... "Vejdovský".

The manager of Phillham, Filip, chartered his Czech charges to churn out a chunky 19 points last week earning him the most wondrous of certificates.

And there we have it. All caught up.


T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                  Manager            (GBPm)Wk Tot
 --------------------------------------------------------
 1 Norma Snockers FC      Sarah Bingham       54.7 15 275
 2 ADFC                   Adriana Chittelboro 53.7 13 249
 3 Sheep City             Martyn Field        54.5 18 247
 4 Chi'Knees Czechers     Jirka Opatrny       55.0 16 242
 5 Inter Milandrover      Smasher             54.9 16 230
 6 BM Mingmongs           Neil McConaghy      53.8 14 225
 7 Shamone Muddy FunkstersDave Clayton        54.9  4 220
 8 Upmintster United      Minty Colquhoun     54.1 14 219
 9 Decimated Left Peg     Neil Jukes          55.0 11 218
10 Livercoolio            Russell Bielby      54.2  6 215

11 Big Mally              Malcolm Pratt       54.7 10 213
12 All Hail The Chairman  Rob Ivison          53.6  6 209
13 Stay Poyet Stay!       Nick Reed           53.0  9 208
14 Radnorshire Tigers     Alun Edwards        54.8 12 205
15 Lashings of Cheese     Chris Walsh         54.9 15 203
16 Moobchester United     Jon King            52.4 18 198
17 Moreton United         Edgar Rayner        54.2  5 196
18 Poyekhali              Lester Clark        55.0  8 194
19 Johnny's Heroes        Sarah-Jane John     54.6  0 191
19 Double's United        Rachel Jones        54.8 15 191
19 Shivam's Sneakers      Shivam Mehta        54.9 10 191
22 Phillham               Filip Vejdovský     54.3 19 186
23 RS T-Boy               Rick Beecroft       55.0  6 184
24 The WWMC               Steve Tierney       54.2 13 179
24 Real McDrid            Craig McHugh        55.0  2 179
26 Woolyback Town AFC     Guy Harewood        54.9  7 174
27 Irishpool              Mike Smears         54.1 16 164
28 Vonder Bramen          Alan Betteridge     49.5  5 159
29 Freddie's Dreamers     Francis Fox         55.0 -3 155
30 Pathetic Athletic      Mark Weavers        53.7 10 153
31 Real Mannsdid          Dan Manns           55.0 18 144
32 It's A Snickers        Ashley Keeler       54.8  5 132
33 Pompey Puss            Lionel Larking      55.0 16 131
34 Moanchester            Alex Blundell       54.8  4 126
35 Wardy's Wanderers      Gavin Ward          54.5 12 119




                          Week's Average Points        10
                          Total Average Points        192
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Week 22: OFFL Cup First Round has been drawn

I really wish I hadn't put "Moobs" into Google

Well looky here... A chappy hands in his transfer request and immediately becomes Manager of the Week.  A collective retch can be heard up and down the OFFL landscape.

Jon King, Manager of the Week, 20 points. For his Moobs.

And now it's time for...

[Unexpected Fanfare]

The OFFL CUP 2012

Thanks to last year's Cup winner, Craig McHugh, a donation of a Cup Winners Prize landed on Our Chairman's desk earlier in the season.  And like last season there's a runners up prize too.

 First Prize: AllStars Football Book from 1975, intro by Colin Todd

Second Prize: a CD of popular Football anthems

You've got to be in it to win it of course, so just who is your team up against?

OFFL Cup First Round

To be played during Week 26.

                           The WWMC v Decimated Left Peg

                          Big Mally v Vonder Bramen

                    Double's United v Real Mannsdid

                 Chi'Knees Czechers v Sheep City

                 Woolyback Town AFC v Irishpool

                        Real McDrid v Stay Poyet Stay!

                          Poyekhali v Wardy's Wanderers

              All Hail The Chairman v Phillham

                 Freddie's Dreamers v Shivam's Sneakers

                     Moreton United v Upmintster United

                        Moanchester v Norma Snockers FC

                 Radnorshire Tigers v ADFC

            Shamone Muddy Funksters v RS T-Boy

Pathetic Athletic v It's A Snickers v Lashings of Cheese

     Johnny's Heroes v BM Mingmongs v Moobchester United

          Livercoolio v Pompey Puss v Inter Milandrover

So, get your transfers in.

 

T h e   T a b l e

                                            Value Points

   Team                  Manager            (GBPm)Wk Tot

 --------------------------------------------------------

 1 Norma Snockers FC      Sarah Bingham       54.7 12 260

 2 ADFC                   Adriana Chittelboro 53.7 14 236

 3 Sheep City             Martyn Field        54.5 13 229

 4 Chi'Knees Czechers     Jirka Opatrny       55.0  4 226

 5 Shamone Muddy FunkstersDave Clayton        55.0  9 216

 6 Inter Milandrover      Smasher             54.8  9 214

 7 BM Mingmongs           Neil McConaghy      54.7  3 211

 8 Livercoolio            Russell Bielby      54.2  4 209

 9 Decimated Left Peg     Neil Jukes          55.0  3 207

10 Upmintster United      Minty Colquhoun     54.1  2 205

11 All Hail The Chairman  Rob Ivison          53.6  6 203

11 Big Mally              Malcolm Pratt       54.7  7 203

13 Stay Poyet Stay!       Nick Reed           52.2  4 199

14 Moreton United         Edgar Rayner        54.2  9 191

14 Johnny's Heroes        Sarah-Jane John     54.6  2 191

16 Radnorshire Tigers     Alun Edwards        53.3 12 190

17 Lashings of Cheese     Chris Walsh         54.9 14 188

18 Poyekhali              Lester Clark        55.0  9 186

19 Shivam's Sneakers      Shivam Mehta        54.9  5 181

20 Moobchester United     Jon King            52.4 20 180

21 RS T-Boy               Rick Beecroft       55.0 12 178

22 Real McDrid            Craig McHugh        55.0  4 177

23 Double's United        Rachel Jones        54.8  3 176

24 Phillham               Filip Vejdovský     54.8  2 167

24 Woolyback Town AFC     Guy Harewood        54.9  5 167

26 The WWMC               Steve Tierney       54.2  6 166

27 Freddie's Dreamers     Francis Fox         55.0  1 158

28 Vonder Bramen          Alan Betteridge     49.5  7 154

29 Irishpool              Mike Smears         55.0 12 148

30 Pathetic Athletic      Mark Weavers        53.7  5 143

31 It's A Snickers        Ashley Keeler       54.8  3 127

32 Real Mannsdid          Dan Manns           55.0  2 126

33 Moanchester            Alex Blundell       54.8  8 122

34 Pompey Puss            Lionel Larking      55.0 -1 115

35 Wardy's Wanderers      Gavin Ward          54.5  3 107

                          Week's Average Points         6

                          Total Average Points        181

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Week 21: Whooping Weavers

Manager of the Week this week is new-father-to-Jake Mark "@mrkwvrs" Weavers! His otherwise pathetic Pathetic Athletic notched up 25 massive points during this festive period.  Congratulations.  May Jake enjoy many quiet hours chewing the corners of the certificate.

T h e   T a b l e

                                            Value Points

   Team                  Manager            (GBPm)Wk Tot

 --------------------------------------------------------

 1 Norma Snockers FC      Sarah Bingham       54.7 19 248

 2 ADFC                   Adriana Chittelboro 54.0 14 222

 2 Chi'Knees Czechers     Jirka Opatrny       55.0 18 222

 4 Sheep City             Martyn Field        54.5 13 216

 5 BM Mingmongs           Neil McConaghy      54.7 12 208

 6 Shamone Muddy FunkstersDave Clayton        55.0 13 207

 7 Livercoolio            Russell Bielby      54.2  8 205

 7 Inter Milandrover      Smasher             54.8  6 205

 9 Decimated Left Peg     Neil Jukes          55.0  9 204

10 Upmintster United      Minty Colquhoun     54.1 12 203

11 All Hail The Chairman  Rob Ivison          53.6  7 197

12 Big Mally              Malcolm Pratt       54.7 18 196

13 Stay Poyet Stay!       Nick Reed           52.2 19 195

14 Johnny's Heroes        Sarah-Jane John     54.6 17 189

15 Moreton United         Edgar Rayner        54.2 12 182

16 Radnorshire Tigers     Alun Edwards        53.3 13 178

17 Poyekhali              Lester Clark        55.0  7 177

18 Shivam's Sneakers      Shivam Mehta        54.9  5 176

19 Lashings of Cheese     Chris Walsh         54.9 13 174

20 Double's United        Rachel Jones        54.8  8 173

20 Real McDrid            Craig McHugh        55.0  7 173

22 RS T-Boy               Rick Beecroft       55.0  6 166

23 Phillham               Filip Vejdovský     54.8  5 165

24 Woolyback Town AFC     Guy Harewood        54.9 13 162

25 Moobchester United     Jon King            53.5  8 160

25 The WWMC               Steve Tierney       54.2  2 160

27 Freddie's Dreamers     Francis Fox         55.0 17 157

28 Vonder Bramen          Alan Betteridge     49.5  4 147

29 Pathetic Athletic      Mark Weavers        53.7 25 138

30 Irishpool              Mike Smears         55.0 10 136

31 It's A Snickers        Ashley Keeler       54.8 13 124

31 Real Mannsdid          Dan Manns           55.0 -1 124

33 Pompey Puss            Lionel Larking      55.0  0 116

34 Moanchester            Alex Blundell       54.8 14 114

35 Wardy's Wanderers      Gavin Ward          54.5 20 104

                          Week's Average Points        11

                          Total Average Points        174

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