Week 16 Shivam Shoots Himself in the Sneakers

The Fall of the Sneakers

Remember Shivam Mehta? Top of the league and all lah-di-dah at the start of the season? The swaggering Fancy Dan giving it all that early on?

Yes.  Of course you do.

Well his Shivam's Sneakers are the farthest fallers as they plummet down six places into fourteenth.  Mid-table mediocrity.

As promised.

Manager of the Week is Edgar Rayner with his Moreton United scoring 21pts propelling themselves into tenth.

There's a change at the top too.  Sheep City have been replaced by Norma Snockers FC at the top while ADFC continue their march up to second.

T h e   T a b l e

                                            Value Points

   Team                  Manager            (GBPm)Wk Tot

 --------------------------------------------------------

 1 Norma Snockers FC      Sarah Bingham       53.8 16 153

 2 ADFC                   Adriana Chittelboro 54.0 18 146

 3 Sheep City             Martyn Field        54.5  5 143

 4 Upmintster United      Minty Colquhoun     54.1 12 140

 5 Livercoolio            Russell Bielby      54.2  9 139

 5 Decimated Left Peg     Neil Jukes          55.0 17 139

 7 Inter Milandrover      Smasher             54.8 16 136

 8 Stay Poyet Stay!       Nick Reed           52.2  9 132

 8 Big Mally              Malcolm Pratt       54.7 11 132

10 Moreton United         Edgar Rayner        54.2 21 131

11 Johnny's Heroes        Sarah-Jane John     54.6  3 129

11 Chi'Knees Czechers     Jirka Opatrny       55.0 11 129

13 All Hail The Chairman  Rob Ivison          53.6 15 128

14 BM Mingmongs           Neil McConaghy      54.7 11 126

14 Shivam's Sneakers      Shivam Mehta        54.9  4 126

16 Shamone Muddy FunkstersDave Clayton        55.0  8 124

17 The WWMC               Steve Tierney       54.2 17 121

18 Real McDrid            Craig McHugh        55.0 14 119

19 Moobchester United     Jon King            53.5 12 117

19 Lashings of Cheese     Chris Walsh         54.9 19 117

21 Phillham               Filip Vejdovský     54.8 17 113

22 Poyekhali              Lester Clark        55.0  6 112

23 Double's United        Rachel Jones        54.8  7 108

23 Woolyback Town AFC     Guy Harewood        54.9 14 108

25 Vonder Bramen          Alan Betteridge     49.5  9 104

25 RS T-Boy               Rick Beecroft       54.1  7 104

27 Freddie's Dreamers     Francis Fox         55.0 13  98

28 Radnorshire Tigers     Alun Edwards        53.3  8  89

29 Real Mannsdid          Dan Manns           55.0 15  84

30 Pathetic Athletic      Mark Weavers        53.7  0  79

31 Pompey Puss            Lionel Larking      55.0  4  71

32 Irishpool              Mike Smears         55.0 18  68

33 It's A Snickers        Ashley Keeler       54.8  0  67

34 Moanchester            Alex Blundell       54.8  9  66

35 Wardy's Wanderers      Gavin Ward          54.5  7  64

                          Week's Average Points        10

                          Total Average Points        113

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Week 15: Minty's Wins weekly Certificate

Manager of the Week is the gorgeously wonderful Minty Colquhoun. Her 19 points propel Upmintster United mintsterUp seven places, from eleventh to fourth. The certificate is yours, Ms Colquhoun.


T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                  Manager            (GBPm)Wk Tot
 --------------------------------------------------------
 1 Sheep City             Martyn Field        54.5  3 138
 2 Norma Snockers FC      Sarah Bingham       53.8  3 137
 3 Livercoolio            Russell Bielby      54.2 16 130
 4 ADFC                   Adriana Chittelboro 54.0  6 128
 4 Upmintster United      Minty Colquhoun     54.1 19 128
 6 Johnny's Heroes        Sarah-Jane John     54.6 11 126
 7 Stay Poyet Stay!       Nick Reed           52.2 12 123
 8 Shivam's Sneakers      Shivam Mehta        54.9  4 122
 8 Decimated Left Peg     Neil Jukes          55.0  4 122
10 Big Mally              Malcolm Pratt       54.7 13 121

11 Inter Milandrover      Smasher             54.8  4 120
12 Chi'Knees Czechers     Jirka Opatrny       55.0  5 118
13 Shamone Muddy FunkstersDave Clayton        55.0 18 116
14 BM Mingmongs           Neil McConaghy      54.7 10 115
15 All Hail The Chairman  Rob Ivison          53.6 16 113
16 Moreton United         Edgar Rayner        54.2  7 110
17 Poyekhali              Lester Clark        55.0  9 106
18 Moobchester United     Jon King            53.5  0 105
18 Real McDrid            Craig McHugh        55.0  9 105
20 The WWMC               Steve Tierney       54.2  1 104
21 Double's United        Rachel Jones        54.8  7 101
22 Lashings of Cheese     Chris Walsh         54.9  5  98
23 RS T-Boy               Rick Beecroft       54.1  9  97
24 Phillham               Filip Vejdovský     54.8  8  96
25 Vonder Bramen          Alan Betteridge     49.5  7  95
26 Woolyback Town AFC     Guy Harewood        54.9  4  94
27 Freddie's Dreamers     Francis Fox         55.0 12  85
28 Radnorshire Tigers     Alun Edwards        53.3  6  81
29 Pathetic Athletic      Mark Weavers        53.7  6  79
30 Real Mannsdid          Dan Manns           55.0  3  69
31 It's A Snickers        Ashley Keeler       54.8  5  67
31 Pompey Puss            Lionel Larking      55.0  0  67
33 Wardy's Wanderers      Gavin Ward          54.5  8  57
33 Moanchester            Alex Blundell       54.8  8  57
35 Irishpool              Mike Smears         55.0  2  50




                          Week's Average Points         7
                          Total Average Points        102

Week 13: Martyn's Just Trumped

Adriana is flying high

We have a new leader.  Let me take you to him...

Martyn Field, Sheep City manager, has triumphantly trumped last fortnight's personal achievement of progressing back to work after serious illness by reaching the top of the Office Fantasy Football League table.  He finally looks down at Sarah Bingham's Norma Snockers...

...this stuff writes itself, I tell you.

And another shared Manager of the Week certificate gets torn in two between Minty Colquhoun and yes, for the third week out of four, Adriana Chittelbummer.  Their Upmintster Utd and ADFC, respectively, both score 23 points each.  Ms Chittelchittelbangbang's ADFC are now flying high in third [finger in the ear, microphone pressed up under the nose...] "Remarkable!".

What else have we got for you? ...Highest Climbers: Upmintster Utd [up 9], Lowest Fallers: RS T-Boy [down 6].

Oi vey.  We see Mark Weavers' ball has popped just as his wife is about to do the same. -8. That's an unbelievably bad score. Pathetic. Athletic.  Good Luck.

T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                  Manager            (GBPm)Wk Tot
 --------------------------------------------------------
 1 Sheep City             Martyn Field        54.5 10 135
 2 Norma Snockers FC      Sarah Bingham       53.8  2 134
 3 ADFC                   Adriana Chittelboro 54.0 23 122
 4 Shivam's Sneakers      Shivam Mehta        54.9  7 118
 4 Decimated Left Peg     Neil Jukes          55.0 14 118
 6 Inter Milandrover      Smasher             54.7 17 116
 7 Johnny's Heroes        Sarah-Jane John     54.6 -1 115
 8 Livercoolio            Russell Bielby      54.2  7 114
 9 Chi'Knees Czechers     Jirka Opatrny       55.0  8 113
10 Stay Poyet Stay!       Nick Reed           52.2  2 111

11 Upmintster United      Minty Colquhoun     54.1 23 109
12 Big Mally              Malcolm Pratt       54.7  5 108
13 Moobchester United     Jon King            54.2  1 105
13 BM Mingmongs           Neil McConaghy      54.7  9 105
15 The WWMC               Steve Tierney       54.2 15 103
15 Moreton United         Edgar Rayner        54.2  7 103
17 Shamone Muddy FunkstersDave Clayton        54.9  1  98
18 All Hail The Chairman  Rob Ivison          53.6  6  97
18 Poyekhali              Lester Clark        55.0 13  97
20 Real McDrid            Craig McHugh        55.0  6  96
21 Double's United        Rachel Jones        54.8  8  94
22 Lashings of Cheese     Chris Walsh         54.9 18  93
23 Woolyback Town AFC     Guy Harewood        54.9  4  90
24 Vonder Bramen          Alan Betteridge     49.5  4  88
24 RS T-Boy               Rick Beecroft       54.1 -1  88
24 Phillham               Filip Vejdovský     54.8 16  88
27 Radnorshire Tigers     Alun Edwards        53.3 10  75
28 Pathetic Athletic      Mark Weavers        53.7 -8  73
28 Freddie's Dreamers     Francis Fox         55.0  3  73
30 Pompey Puss            Lionel Larking      55.0  9  67
31 Real Mannsdid          Dan Manns           55.0 11  66
32 It's A Snickers        Ashley Keeler       54.8  5  62
33 Wardy's Wanderers      Gavin Ward          54.5  7  49
33 Moanchester            Alex Blundell       54.8  1  49
35 Irishpool              Mike Smears         55.0  6  48




                          Week's Average Points         7
                          Total Average Points         94