Week 20: Three Managers. Again.

Kevin Keegan in this year's OFFL Cup Prize

Another week with three claimants to the highly coveted Manager of the Week certificate. Many of you out there will be exasperated to learn that it STILL isn't your turn to be certified when you find out that the high scoring managers this week are Norma Snockers FC, Chi'Knees Czechers and BM Mingmongs. Meaning Sarah BingBong, Jirka O'Pat-Knee and Neil McConaghy have all steered their teams to 24pts.

Massive.

The OFFL HQ have refused to comment on the scandalous rumours, aimed at the current league leading manager Sarah Bingham, of 'child abuse' with the presentation of a potato. According to reports the child, Amelia, claimed that she "did be good". Officials are analysing the video evidence presented here...

 

OFFL Cup coming soon.
 
T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                  Manager            (GBPm)Wk Tot
 --------------------------------------------------------
 1 Norma Snockers FC      Sarah Bingham       54.7 24 229
 2 ADFC                   Adriana Chittelboro 54.0 17 208
 3 Chi'Knees Czechers     Jirka Opatrny       55.0 24 204
 4 Sheep City             Martyn Field        54.5 20 203
 5 Inter Milandrover      Smasher             54.8 13 199
 6 Livercoolio            Russell Bielby      54.2 16 197
 7 BM Mingmongs           Neil McConaghy      54.7 24 196
 8 Decimated Left Peg     Neil Jukes          55.0 22 195
 9 Shamone Muddy FunkstersDave Clayton        55.0 19 194
10 Upmintster United      Minty Colquhoun     54.1 15 191
11 All Hail The Chairman  Rob Ivison          53.6 19 190
12 Big Mally              Malcolm Pratt       54.7 14 178
13 Stay Poyet Stay!       Nick Reed           52.2 10 176
14 Johnny's Heroes        Sarah-Jane John     54.6  6 172
15 Shivam's Sneakers      Shivam Mehta        54.9  9 171
16 Moreton United         Edgar Rayner        54.2 20 170
16 Poyekhali              Lester Clark        55.0 13 170
18 Real McDrid            Craig McHugh        55.0 16 166
19 Radnorshire Tigers     Alun Edwards        53.3 20 165
19 Double's United        Rachel Jones        54.8 11 165
21 Lashings of Cheese     Chris Walsh         54.9 17 161
22 Phillham               Filip Vejdovský     54.8 10 160
22 RS T-Boy               Rick Beecroft       55.0 13 160
24 The WWMC               Steve Tierney       54.2 11 158
25 Moobchester United     Jon King            53.5  7 152
26 Woolyback Town AFC     Guy Harewood        54.9 19 149
27 Vonder Bramen          Alan Betteridge     49.5 10 143
28 Freddie's Dreamers     Francis Fox         55.0  8 140
29 Irishpool              Mike Smears         55.0 15 126
30 Real Mannsdid          Dan Manns           55.0 12 125
31 Pompey Puss            Lionel Larking      55.0  9 116
32 Pathetic Athletic      Mark Weavers        53.7  4 113
33 It's A Snickers        Ashley Keeler       54.8 14 111
34 Moanchester            Alex Blundell       54.8  4 100
35 Wardy's Wanderers      Gavin Ward          54.5  8  84


                          Week's Average Points        14
                          Total Average Points        163

Week 19: Three Managers

I know, Gary... THREE managers of the week.

There are three managers who have to share the Manager of the Week certificate this week. Yes. I said three.

What was that? Who are they? Of course. They are Dave Clayton, Rachel Jones and Alun Edwards. Their Shamone Muddy Funksters, Double's United and Radnorshire Tigers respectively all nip off with 22 points each.

Impressive, huh?

How's Wardy's Wanderers getting on?... ah.

We can see you, Edgar Rayner.


T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                  Manager            (GBPm)Wk Tot
 --------------------------------------------------------
 1 Norma Snockers FC      Sarah Bingham       54.7 14 205
 2 ADFC                   Adriana Chittelboro 54.0  6 191
 3 Inter Milandrover      Smasher             54.8 15 186
 4 Sheep City             Martyn Field        54.5 19 183
 5 Livercoolio            Russell Bielby      54.2 18 181
 6 Chi'Knees Czechers     Jirka Opatrny       55.0 14 180
 7 Upmintster United      Minty Colquhoun     54.1  7 176
 8 Shamone Muddy FunkstersDave Clayton        55.0 22 175
 9 Decimated Left Peg     Neil Jukes          55.0  6 173
10 BM Mingmongs           Neil McConaghy      54.7 18 172

11 All Hail The Chairman  Rob Ivison          53.6 20 171
12 Stay Poyet Stay!       Nick Reed           52.2 13 166
12 Johnny's Heroes        Sarah-Jane John     54.6 14 166
14 Big Mally              Malcolm Pratt       54.7  5 164
15 Shivam's Sneakers      Shivam Mehta        54.9 11 162
16 Poyekhali              Lester Clark        55.0 13 157
17 Double's United        Rachel Jones        54.8 22 154
18 Moreton United         Edgar Rayner        54.2  0 150
18 Phillham               Filip Vejdovský     54.8 12 150
18 Real McDrid            Craig McHugh        55.0  2 150
21 The WWMC               Steve Tierney       54.2  7 147
21 RS T-Boy               Rick Beecroft       55.0 20 147
23 Radnorshire Tigers     Alun Edwards        53.3 22 145
23 Moobchester United     Jon King            53.5 17 145
25 Lashings of Cheese     Chris Walsh         54.9 12 144
26 Vonder Bramen          Alan Betteridge     49.5 11 133
27 Freddie's Dreamers     Francis Fox         55.0 11 132
28 Woolyback Town AFC     Guy Harewood        54.9 12 130
29 Real Mannsdid          Dan Manns           55.0 11 113
30 Irishpool              Mike Smears         55.0 15 111
31 Pathetic Athletic      Mark Weavers        53.7 16 109
32 Pompey Puss            Lionel Larking      55.0 14 107
33 It's A Snickers        Ashley Keeler       54.8 11  97
34 Moanchester            Alex Blundell       54.8 14  96
35 Wardy's Wanderers      Gavin Ward          54.5  0  76




                          Week's Average Points        12
                          Total Average Points        149
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Week 18: Ward's withering

Thanks to some expertly executed transfers, Rick Beecroft is this week's Manager of the Week. His RS T-Boys notched up an impressive 21 points.

And everyone look at Gavin Ward's Wardy's Wanderers. Fallen three places to the very bottom of the pile. By scoring nothing. NOTHING. You ARE your score.







T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                  Manager            (GBPm)Wk Tot
 --------------------------------------------------------
 1 Norma Snockers FC      Sarah Bingham       54.7 20 191
 2 ADFC                   Adriana Chittelboro 54.0 17 185
 3 Inter Milandrover      Smasher             54.8 12 171
 4 Upmintster United      Minty Colquhoun     54.1 10 169
 5 Decimated Left Peg     Neil Jukes          55.0 14 167
 6 Chi'Knees Czechers     Jirka Opatrny       55.0 13 166
 7 Sheep City             Martyn Field        54.5 12 164
 8 Livercoolio            Russell Bielby      54.2 11 163
 9 Big Mally              Malcolm Pratt       54.7  8 159
10 BM Mingmongs           Neil McConaghy      54.7  9 154

11 Stay Poyet Stay!       Nick Reed           52.2 11 153
11 Shamone Muddy FunkstersDave Clayton        55.0 19 153
13 Johnny's Heroes        Sarah-Jane John     54.6 16 152
14 All Hail The Chairman  Rob Ivison          53.6  8 151
14 Shivam's Sneakers      Shivam Mehta        54.9 18 151
16 Moreton United         Edgar Rayner        54.2 10 150
17 Real McDrid            Craig McHugh        55.0 13 148
18 Poyekhali              Lester Clark        55.0 18 144
19 The WWMC               Steve Tierney       54.2  8 140
20 Phillham               Filip Vejdovský     54.8 14 138
21 Double's United        Rachel Jones        54.8 14 132
21 Lashings of Cheese     Chris Walsh         54.9  2 132
23 Moobchester United     Jon King            53.5  1 128
24 RS T-Boy               Rick Beecroft       55.0 21 127
25 Radnorshire Tigers     Alun Edwards        53.3 19 123
26 Vonder Bramen          Alan Betteridge     49.5 12 122
27 Freddie's Dreamers     Francis Fox         55.0 18 121
28 Woolyback Town AFC     Guy Harewood        54.9  3 118
29 Real Mannsdid          Dan Manns           55.0  6 102
30 Irishpool              Mike Smears         55.0  9  96
31 Pathetic Athletic      Mark Weavers        53.7  8  93
31 Pompey Puss            Lionel Larking      55.0 14  93
33 It's A Snickers        Ashley Keeler       54.8 14  86
34 Moanchester            Alex Blundell       54.8 13  82
35 Wardy's Wanderers      Gavin Ward          54.5  0  76




                          Week's Average Points        11
                          Total Average Points        137
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Week 17: Jirka

Manager of the Week for Week 17 is Jirka Opatrny. And while you try and re-read that name without moving your lips, congratulate 'George' on him steering his Chi'Knees Czechers to a haul of 24 points. Making his team the biggest movers, up seven places into fifth.




 1 Norma Snockers FC      Sarah Bingham       54.7 18 171
 2 ADFC                   Adriana Chittelboro 54.0 22 168
 3 Upmintster United      Minty Colquhoun     54.1 19 159
 3 Inter Milandrover      Smasher             54.8 23 159
 5 Chi'Knees Czechers     Jirka Opatrny       55.0 24 153
 5 Decimated Left Peg     Neil Jukes          55.0 14 153
 7 Livercoolio            Russell Bielby      54.2 13 152
 7 Sheep City             Martyn Field        54.5  9 152
 9 Big Mally              Malcolm Pratt       54.7 19 151
10 BM Mingmongs           Neil McConaghy      54.7 19 145

11 All Hail The Chairman  Rob Ivison          53.6 15 143
12 Stay Poyet Stay!       Nick Reed           52.2 10 142
13 Moreton United         Edgar Rayner        54.2  9 140
14 Johnny's Heroes        Sarah-Jane John     54.6  7 136
15 Real McDrid            Craig McHugh        55.0 16 135
16 Shamone Muddy FunkstersDave Clayton        55.0 10 134
17 Shivam's Sneakers      Shivam Mehta        54.9  7 133
18 The WWMC               Steve Tierney       54.2 11 132
19 Lashings of Cheese     Chris Walsh         54.9 13 130
20 Moobchester United     Jon King            53.5 10 127
21 Poyekhali              Lester Clark        55.0 14 126
22 Phillham               Filip Vejdovský     54.8 11 124
23 Double's United        Rachel Jones        54.8 10 118
24 Woolyback Town AFC     Guy Harewood        54.9  7 115
25 Vonder Bramen          Alan Betteridge     49.5  6 110
26 RS T-Boy               Rick Beecroft       55.0  2 106
27 Radnorshire Tigers     Alun Edwards        53.3 15 104
28 Freddie's Dreamers     Francis Fox         55.0  5 103
29 Real Mannsdid          Dan Manns           55.0 12  96
30 Irishpool              Mike Smears         55.0 19  87
31 Pathetic Athletic      Mark Weavers        53.7  6  85
32 Pompey Puss            Lionel Larking      55.0  8  79
33 Wardy's Wanderers      Gavin Ward          54.5 12  76
34 It's A Snickers        Ashley Keeler       54.8  5  72
35 Moanchester            Alex Blundell       54.8  3  69




                          Week's Average Points        12
                          Total Average Points        125