Week 35: OFFL Cup Results

Neil mcConaghy is Manager of the Week with 30 points for his BM Mingmongs.  Inter Milandrover manages to hold on to the number one spot by slim bit of a slender thing.

This truly is the Squeaky Bum part of the season.


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OFFL Cup Quarter Final Results
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  BM Mingmongs       30 v  17 Stay Poyet Stay!
  Chi'Knees Czechers 18 v  24 Shamone Muddy Funksters
  Lashings of Cheese 16 v  11 Phillham
  Double's United     7 v  22 Radnorshire Tigers
  
Which means Neil McConaghy's joy continues into the Semi Finals with Dave Clayton's, Chris Walsh's and Alun Edwards'.


There's so much at stake! http://j.mp/zpilrb



T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                  Manager            (GBPm)Wk Tot
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 1 Inter Milandrover      Smasher             52.8 19 424
 2 Norma Snockers FC      Sarah Bingham       55.0 19 421
 3 Stay Poyet Stay!       Nick Reed           53.4 17 393
 4 Radnorshire Tigers     Alun Edwards        53.7 22 376
 5 Shamone Muddy FunkstersDave Clayton        53.8 24 374
 6 BM Mingmongs           Neil McConaghy      53.8 30 361
 7 ADFC                   Adriana Chittelboro 53.7 18 358
 8 Livercoolio            Russell Bielby      53.6 29 354
 9 All Hail The Chairman  Rob Ivison          55.0 19 338
10 Sheep City             Martyn Field        54.5  8 336

11 Upmintster United      Minty Colquhoun     54.1 13 335
12 Chi'Knees Czechers     Jirka Opatrny       55.0 18 332
13 Big Mally              Malcolm Pratt       54.7 16 331
14 Decimated Left Peg     Neil Jukes          53.8 16 323
15 Lashings of Cheese     Chris Walsh         54.9 16 314
16 Shivam's Sneakers      Shivam Mehta        54.9  6 312
17 Johnny's Heroes        Sarah-Jane John     54.6  9 310
18 Phillham               Filip Vejdovský     54.3 11 306
19 Double's United        Rachel Jones        54.8  7 300
20 Moobchester United     Jon King            52.4 17 299
21 Moreton United         Edgar Rayner        54.2 11 291
22 Poyekhali              Lester Clark        55.0  2 286
23 Woolyback Town AFC     Guy Harewood        54.9 11 271
23 Freddie's Dreamers     Francis Fox         55.0 12 271
25 Real McDrid            Craig McHugh        55.0 11 267
26 The WWMC               Steve Tierney       54.2  2 264
27 RS T-Boy               Rick Beecroft       55.0 12 262
28 Irishpool              Mike Smears         54.0 10 261
29 Pathetic Athletic      Mark Weavers        53.7 12 243
30 Moanchester            Alex Blundell       54.8  8 241
31 Vonder Bramen          Alan Betteridge     49.5 17 238
32 Real Mannsdid          Dan Manns           55.0  1 233
33 Pompey Puss            Lionel Larking      55.0  8 220
34 It's A Snickers        Ashley Keeler       54.9 10 215
35 Wardy's Wanderers      Gavin Ward          54.5 10 199




                          Week's Average Points        13
                          Total Average Points        304

Week 20: Three Managers. Again.

Kevin Keegan in this year's OFFL Cup Prize

Another week with three claimants to the highly coveted Manager of the Week certificate. Many of you out there will be exasperated to learn that it STILL isn't your turn to be certified when you find out that the high scoring managers this week are Norma Snockers FC, Chi'Knees Czechers and BM Mingmongs. Meaning Sarah BingBong, Jirka O'Pat-Knee and Neil McConaghy have all steered their teams to 24pts.

Massive.

The OFFL HQ have refused to comment on the scandalous rumours, aimed at the current league leading manager Sarah Bingham, of 'child abuse' with the presentation of a potato. According to reports the child, Amelia, claimed that she "did be good". Officials are analysing the video evidence presented here...

 

OFFL Cup coming soon.
 
T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                  Manager            (GBPm)Wk Tot
 --------------------------------------------------------
 1 Norma Snockers FC      Sarah Bingham       54.7 24 229
 2 ADFC                   Adriana Chittelboro 54.0 17 208
 3 Chi'Knees Czechers     Jirka Opatrny       55.0 24 204
 4 Sheep City             Martyn Field        54.5 20 203
 5 Inter Milandrover      Smasher             54.8 13 199
 6 Livercoolio            Russell Bielby      54.2 16 197
 7 BM Mingmongs           Neil McConaghy      54.7 24 196
 8 Decimated Left Peg     Neil Jukes          55.0 22 195
 9 Shamone Muddy FunkstersDave Clayton        55.0 19 194
10 Upmintster United      Minty Colquhoun     54.1 15 191
11 All Hail The Chairman  Rob Ivison          53.6 19 190
12 Big Mally              Malcolm Pratt       54.7 14 178
13 Stay Poyet Stay!       Nick Reed           52.2 10 176
14 Johnny's Heroes        Sarah-Jane John     54.6  6 172
15 Shivam's Sneakers      Shivam Mehta        54.9  9 171
16 Moreton United         Edgar Rayner        54.2 20 170
16 Poyekhali              Lester Clark        55.0 13 170
18 Real McDrid            Craig McHugh        55.0 16 166
19 Radnorshire Tigers     Alun Edwards        53.3 20 165
19 Double's United        Rachel Jones        54.8 11 165
21 Lashings of Cheese     Chris Walsh         54.9 17 161
22 Phillham               Filip Vejdovský     54.8 10 160
22 RS T-Boy               Rick Beecroft       55.0 13 160
24 The WWMC               Steve Tierney       54.2 11 158
25 Moobchester United     Jon King            53.5  7 152
26 Woolyback Town AFC     Guy Harewood        54.9 19 149
27 Vonder Bramen          Alan Betteridge     49.5 10 143
28 Freddie's Dreamers     Francis Fox         55.0  8 140
29 Irishpool              Mike Smears         55.0 15 126
30 Real Mannsdid          Dan Manns           55.0 12 125
31 Pompey Puss            Lionel Larking      55.0  9 116
32 Pathetic Athletic      Mark Weavers        53.7  4 113
33 It's A Snickers        Ashley Keeler       54.8 14 111
34 Moanchester            Alex Blundell       54.8  4 100
35 Wardy's Wanderers      Gavin Ward          54.5  8  84


                          Week's Average Points        14
                          Total Average Points        163