The Office Fantasy Football League Championship Winners 2012:
Inter Milandrover, Smasher
The Office Fantasy Football League Cup Winners 2012:
BM Mingmongs, Neil McConaghy
The Office Fantasy Football League Championship Runners Up 2012:
Norma Snockers FC, Sarah Bingham
The Office Fantasy Football League Cup Runners Up 2012:
Shamone Muddy Funksters, Dave Clayton
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| It's been an interesting season |
That's the gnat's whisker they're always banging on about isn't it?
Indeed it is.
After a lame Championship victory back in 2000, Inter Milandrover's Manager has been unable to add anything of note to his pointlessly capacious trophy cabinet until finally, after eleven years of retrying, he managed to lunge past Norma Snockers FC to pinch the title away from what would have been the first female winner since Clare Colwell back in year 1, nearly 20 years ago. So we, here at Studmarks, heartily congratulate both Smasher and Sarah Bingham for 'the fight to the end'.
It truly was a marathon and not a sprint.
OFFL Cup Final
Shamone Muddy Funksters 6 v 8 BM Mingmongs
2008's League Champions' Manager, Neil McConaghy, has also been coming under pressure lately for not steering his charges to any further silverware [cardboardware] for the club. Well, that pressure has largely been lifted by lifting aloft his lovely looking new OFFL Cup Winners' Prize [courtesy of Craig McHugh of Real Macdrid] the 1975 All Stars Football Book. Indeed, his BM Mingmongs only narrowly beat Dave Clayton's Muddy Funksters by 2 clear points to earn his team the OFFL Cup. Mr Clayton, however, will console himself with the coaster-I-mean-CD of Football Anthems.
Thank you to Craig McHugh, last year's OFFL Cup winner, for donating this year's prize.
Manager of the Week for the final week is Mike Smears. His Irishpool netted 11 points lifting themselves into joint twenty-third in the table. Congratulations, Sir.
Sort of.
Other issues of note should include the Manager of the Week Certificates table. Here we see that Alun Edwards, OFFL winner in 2009, romp ahead of the rest for what it's worth*, 6 certificates over the season. How, indeed, come did you not win anything?
* nothing. It's worth nothing
MANAGERS OF THE WEEK
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6 - Alun Edwards
5 - n/a
4 - n/a
3 - Adriana Chittelborough, Sarah Bingham
2 - Jirka Opatrny, Jon King, Minty Colquhoun, Neil McConaghy, Nick Reed, Russell Bielby, Shivam Mehta, Smasher,
1 - Dave Clayton, Edgar Rayner, Filip Vejdovský, Lionel Larking, Mark Weavers, Mike Smears, Neil Jukes, Rachel Jones, Rick Beecroft, Rob Ivison, Sarah-Jane John
0 - Malcolm Pratt, Martyn Field, Chris Walsh, Lester Clark, Guy Harewood, Steve Tierney, Alex Blundell, Craig McHugh, Francis Fox, Alan Betteridge, Ashley Keeler, Dan Manns, Gavin Ward
Weeks at the Top
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26 - Norma Snockers FC, Sarah Bingham
6 - Inter Milandrover, Smasher
4 - Shivam's Sneakers, Shivam Mehta
2 - Sheep City, Martyn Field
Wooden Spoon: Gavin Ward of Wardy's Wanderers. Relegated.
T r a n s f e r s a n d s t u f f
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Norma Snockers FC
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From: Sarah Bingham
To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject:
One last ditch attempt at glory!!!
I WANT TO WIN!! DADDY, I WANT A SQUIRREL!!!!!
OUT 442 MF G Bale TOT
IN 450 MF S Pienaar TOT
Thank you Sir! x
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Chairman responds:
Erm... you're too late, I'm afraid. Deadline missed. And as I check... yes, you would have ended up on exactly the same points as Inter Milandrover. But if it's of any comfort you still would have lost on PpP. By £0.2m. Shame. No, really.
T h e T a b l e
Value Points
Team Manager (GBPm)Wk Tot
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1 Inter Milandrover Smasher 54.1 4 488
2 Norma Snockers FC Sarah Bingham 54.9 8 485
3 Stay Poyet Stay! Nick Reed 53.4 3 445
4 Radnorshire Tigers Alun Edwards 53.7 7 440
5 Shamone Muddy FunkstersDave Clayton 54.4 6 438
6 Livercoolio Russell Bielby 53.6 5 417
6 BM Mingmongs Neil McConaghy 53.8 8 417
8 All Hail The Chairman Rob Ivison 55.0 8 402
9 ADFC Adriana Chittelboro 53.7 6 393
10 Chi'Knees Czechers Jirka Opatrny 55.0 3 392
11 Sheep City Martyn Field 54.5 9 391
12 Big Mally Malcolm Pratt 54.7 4 387
13 Decimated Left Peg Neil Jukes 53.8 -2 379
14 Upmintster United Minty Colquhoun 54.1 3 356
15 Double's United Rachel Jones 54.8 9 353
16 Moobchester United Jon King 52.4 6 349
16 Shivam's Sneakers Shivam Mehta 54.9 5 349
16 Lashings of Cheese Chris Walsh 54.9 3 349
19 Johnny's Heroes Sarah-Jane John 54.6 3 348
20 Poyekhali Lester Clark 55.0 7 342
21 Moreton United Edgar Rayner 54.2 -1 336
22 Phillham Filip Vejdovský 54.3 3 334
23 Irishpool Mike Smears 53.1 11 328
23 RS T-Boy Rick Beecroft 55.0 10 328
25 Woolyback Town AFC Guy Harewood 54.9 2 321
26 The WWMC Steve Tierney 54.2 9 311
27 Moanchester Alex Blundell 54.8 6 304
28 Real McDrid Craig McHugh 55.0 1 297
29 Freddie's Dreamers Francis Fox 55.0 -3 293
30 Vonder Bramen Alan Betteridge 49.5 3 285
31 Pathetic Athletic Mark Weavers 53.7 0 264
32 It's A Snickers Ashley Keeler 54.9 1 263
33 Pompey Puss Lionel Larking 55.0 7 261
34 Real Mannsdid Dan Manns 55.0 5 259
35 Wardy's Wanderers Gavin Ward 54.5 3 241
Week's Average Points 4
Total Average Points 352
